Do you like Halo?
Do you like to humorous anecdotes about midgets, foreign people, and the secret service?
Do you like puppies?
If you answered yes to any or all of the above questions then the Lilliputians is the clan for you. We are looking for enthusiastic Halo players, of any skill level, who would just like to play with some friends and have a good ol’ time goofing around and joking and causing a general nuisance. If this sounds like your cup o’ tea then send us a line at email@example.com including your Halo moniker, your Halo background, and a short paragraph on why you think we should let you into our clan.
And don’t forget our motto, which is of course, ummm, well never mind.